Student A: Is today Easter? Wait, what happened today?
Me: Today's Saturday. Nothing happened today.
Student A: Yeah, but didn't Jesus....oh, no, that's yesterday. Today He's dead.
Student B: He's not dead. He's alive.
Student A: Yeah, but He was dead today.
Student B: That was a long time ago. He's alive today.
Student A: No, I mean....
Me (to Student B): Yes, He's alive. (to Student A): You're confusing him. (to both students): Back to work.
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