Normally I don't celebrate Valentine's day in any way, shape, or form. This is entirely because I am single and have been for a very long time. (For the record: if I'm ever in a relationship on Valentine's Day, someone please tell him that I know it's a made up holiday, we should be celebrating our love all the time, and all the reasons that we can ignore Valentine's Day. He should bring me flowers anyway. And chocolate would be nice).
Today, though, I bring you this. Enjoy.