At work:
Student: You know they say you can't judge a cover by its book...well, I always judge a cover by its book, everyone does....wait, that's not right....
In Junior Church:
Me: Jews and Samaritans wouldn't even eat at each other's houses.
Child: That's silly! No one eats houses!
After church, when the children were lining up for their treat; they were telling me what the Junior church lesson was about (the lesson was the parable of the rich fool):
Small girl (in a small, sweet voice): Jesus said stuff... to some people...
From a friend (sorry, Dawn, but it's too good not to share and you don't have a blog...):
Dawn's nephew was over while his parents were at the hospital; they were adopting a baby and this was the day the baby was to be born. The nephew (and soon-to-be big brother) really wanted a girl.
Nephew: I really hope my baby sister isn't a boy.
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