Definitions

I had a grade 1 student in this week. We were doing expressive vocabulary (I give him a word, he gives me the definition). Here are 2 of his answers...

A sheriff is like a cowboy and says "There's only room for one sheriff in this town." While he was explaining, he stood up in a proper cowboy stance: bow-legged, swaggering a bit, with his hands in place to draw his six-shooters.

Later: A janitor is the mayor of the United States.

No one can quite figure out that one.